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SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE
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Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an illustrated guide, brought to you by the New York International Latino Film Festival.
| tourist: | could you give us directions to Olive Garden? |
| new yorker: | no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol |
| tourist: | oh you think you're clever??? |
| new yorker: | what |
| tourist: | i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness |
| new yorker: | oh... oh i'm so sor |
| tourist: | no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself |
| the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole | |
| LOL as a real new yorker myself I'd probably respond with "Then your niece has shitty taste" and walk away. |
peacocks look like they speak french
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